Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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