- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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