- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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