roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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