- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Read a Book.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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