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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Black people stink of shite!

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