- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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