- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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