Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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knock knock come in !

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Women can vote? WTF

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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