why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Jeff

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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