- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

tim has no humor

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A bar walks into a man

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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