- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

j.p. is dumb

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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