- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

I'm Polish.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Where's my tractor?

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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