- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

YEAH THEY DO!

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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