What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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LET

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Women's Professional _________

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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