Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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