What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

snooki

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Nah

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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