- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Your Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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