It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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