Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A baby seal walks into a club.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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How come grilled cheese?

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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