What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Hi, my name is Jake.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

wsde

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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