- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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