What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

I love pissing people off :P

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

no really what are ur names?

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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