- Anti Joke

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.