what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

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