A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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