Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Ehh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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i like it in the mouth

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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