Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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the sky is green no it is not

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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