Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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