What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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