“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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baloney sandwich

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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diarrhea.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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I had a submarine.... once

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