- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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