Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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