- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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