- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Women can vote? WTF

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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