- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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