why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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