- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Women's Rights

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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