- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Chlamydia

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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