- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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