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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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