Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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the midget went to the midget store

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Canadians

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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