nickel back

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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