What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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dry handjob

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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