- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

A mormon walks into a bar.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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