A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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hey guys im gay

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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