- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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