- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Vote this down and get DOXED

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Microwave

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

AIDS.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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