What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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