- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

How high is the sky? True or False

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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